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korn 发表于 11-2-2012 02:02:15 转发到朋友圈 删帖

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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks are busy with helping aboriginese take back australia.

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?

A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.

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