老外经常会这样问我们，以后就要这样回答了

jl5558

next time we should answer these questions like this:

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.

饿。。。。。。。。。会被更加鄙视的。。。。。

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lz在开玩笑.

强悍。。。。。。

以前看过这个

这个看过啊啊啊 啊

真的不用这么针锋相对吧？而且很多答案只针对美国人，在澳洲不适用。

hahahahaha

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